why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
