Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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