ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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