So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I checked into jail on foursquare
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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