I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he was CRYING into my vagina
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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