Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
