The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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