I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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