My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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