Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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