this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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