i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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