i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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