How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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