Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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