if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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