No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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