please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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