How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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I understand Curling. That high.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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