Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Can't talk, ducks in the car
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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