i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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