shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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