Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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