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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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