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(361): View more from Texas

Screwed.edu

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?

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(850): View more from Florida

the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...

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that makes sense.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..

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(845): View more from New York

i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out

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(206): View more from Washington

he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...

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(407): View more from Florida

Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.

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(425): View more from Washington

Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth

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(816): View more from Missouri

First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.

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