Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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