That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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