Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Randomize
