I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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