HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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