How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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