cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Randomize
