Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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