so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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