You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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