We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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