How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize