There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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