glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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