it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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