no. you can't hotbox the world.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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