She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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