Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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