So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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