I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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