I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
too bad you live with your parents still
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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