He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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