There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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