ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Randomize
