So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
