i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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