Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You need Xanax blowdarts
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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