I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
how drunk are you?
Several
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Randomize
