And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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